The Los Angeles Times

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

The Los Angeles times is one of the biggest newspapers in the City of Angels, and pride themselves on getting the most important news out to the masses. The posts that are found under this topic are all considered to be IC information, and accessible to anyone with the spare change to pick up a newspaper.

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

Last evening, a fuel truck was stolen from the Flying J, as it was starting to dump it's contents into the repository. Witnesses failed to see the face of the man who stole the truck.

It led a chase that lasted no longer than twenty minutes as it rampaged across Santa Monica, en route for disaster, turning cars into bowling pins, and killing several in the process.

Apparently, and due perhaps to the large quantities of fuel on the truck, it exploded into a raging ball of fire, tumbling end-over-end for another mile or so, though through some miraculous act, the concussion from the blast harmed only another eleven people.

Officials are investigating into the possibilities of a terrorist attack, due to the lingering, trace elements of radiation that still remained in the area when they arrived. Fourteen have been taken to the hospital for radiation poisoning, which may raise the death count more in the possible future of this grizzly and terrible tragedy. God bless the victims.

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Strange lights appearing over north forest area.

Strange lights have been reported over the forest area, locals suspect Gvt. Projects or UFOs. Local Forest Ranger Peyton Brandon commented: "I aint seen no red lights like that before, they would rise up, and fade out like some kinda twilight show.." His insights were matched by the locals in the area, police received similar reports over the last few days, but have not launched an investigation.

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

Rioting on Alameda: Suspicious?

It would seem that last evening, on Alameda, just around midnight, a riot ensued. At least, that is the report filed by two local cops. The only two to have survived the riot, which killed three other officers in the line of duty. One cop was found with his skull smashed in, his brains missing, and another with a muffler sticking out of his chest. Gruesome, at best. No witnesses have come forth to offer more evidence on this case.

(Below is a photograph of a scrawling in yellow paint that states, "I HATE YOU TOO SHADOW WORLD")

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

TERRORIST THREAT AT PEGASUS APARTMENTS

In local news, it would seem that the brave men and women of the Los Angeles SWAT department had a situation last night that boiled down to a terrorist with a bomb.

Our inside man tells us that the Pegasus Apartments became the scene for a terrorist act of crime last night, starting with a routine assault questioning that was given by four cops, all of whom were found dead. The accussed was a one Pelliden Rieves, though there is conflicting doubt and suspicion as to whether he was the terrorist himself, involved with the terrorist, or just a man who was in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

SWAT sent in a negotiator, who is being praised for bringing three hostages out alive, before the situation was resolved.

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Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 36

@--;-- Rosewood Muay Thai --;--@

The Rosewood Muay Thai Studio will be opening it's doors on April 4th for adult instruction classes. There will be a pre-registration required as well as proper uniform. Daily class schedules are available by phone or e-mail, and an open house will be held on the 4th to the 18th, from 12 to 6 each day.

The studio can be reached by contacting: Charlie
4572 Rosewood Avenue, 90004
Office Hours: 12-7 M/F and 1-8 Saturday
Phone: 323-429-0661
E-Mail: [email protected]

(Any Voicemail/E-Mail should be PM'd to Skyborn)

Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 236

Local Millionaire Hospitalized - Gang Activity To Blame

Millionare Holden Dangerfield, CEO of Dangerfield Industries was hospitalized last night when attempting to interpose himself between members of a local gang as they tried to assault his daughter. The heir to the Dangerfield wealth was brought to Our Lady of Mercy's Intensive Care unit after sustaining major wounds from a gun carried by one of the gang members.

Autumn Dangerfield sustained only minor head trauma and a concussion, and was released after a short stint of observation for any side-effects.