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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Channel 10 News. The first on the scene, and the last to leave you with lingering questions on the true story. Where Los Angeles gets her news.


Channel 10 News can be accessed through requests (the request command) by everyone to a certain degree. Remember that this is LA, and also the World of Darkness, so some news will be covered to a minimal degree as compared to things the population isn't overly used to.

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"All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
Later
"(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

November 29, 2007

Outside of the LA County Central Office today, a grisly discovery shocked and appalled members of the community. Shortly after midnight, a security guard was doing his rounds when he found a pool of blood on the ground. He looked up to investigate and this is what he reported.

"It was awful, the poor kids. There were 10 of them hanging off the side of the hospital. They had barbed wire nooses and all of their throats were torn out. They were missing their hands and feet, but those were hanging out of the stomach of one of the other kids. All of their guts were out of them, and they were sewn together on the wall under them to spell out 'I wish you a Merry Christmas'. I thought I was gonna puke out my own insides."

Police have no suspects at the time, and no one saw the perpetrator, so any tips anyone in the community may have can be submitted to xxx-xxx-xxxx.

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"All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
Later
"(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

December 4, 2007

Reported last night and confirmed by eyewitnesses and our crews in correspondance with the Terrorist plot in the city, something believed to have a possible tie with it was found at the crossing of Almeda and Wilshire.

Two dead bodies were found, one male and one female were found hanging from a pair of streetlights from chain nooses. Suspect is unknown though he was found to have driven a black harley-davidson motorcycle.

Camera feed shows a stone wall, focused on words written in blood, "This was the only clue left on the scene." The message written displays as, "Don't Fuck with the Sword."

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"All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
Later
"(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

December 7, 2007

A tall man stands at a podium in front of the Hospital, microphones stick out and are pointed at him, each with a different logo from a different network. People can be seen shoving and pushing, holding either tape recorders or cameras. The tall man clears his throat and the ruckus immediately falls, at least for a second, before questions begin firing from every side.

"Please, please, if you will settle down I will eventually get to your questions, provided they are about the subject matter that is to follow. First let me introduce myself, I am Sovereign Gaines and I am representing a select number of clients in the city right now. I have been asked to issue statements on a few of my clients and they shall follow."

"Mr.Gaines, what do you think of the current chaos happening in the city. Do the police have any leads yet? Have any suspects been apprehended?"

Sovereign seems to ignore the question as he continues on, "I first would like to offer my condolences to the family of one Norma Yates, though choking to death from inserting an M&M into your stoma may seem like a comical gag, it is indeed a truth and also unfortunate and we hope the company will pay retributions for making their candy such a choking hazard."

"Now," He continues, "In reference to the truck explosion, I have been asked not to speak of anything legal beyond that which my clients have told me and therefore I will issue this statemtn and this statement only, any questions you have should be directed to the chief of police. I am currently carrying three clients, a Mr.Lucas, a Ms.Hayes, and another one who does not wish their name to be made public at this time. Each was harmed in the terrible accident outside Santa Monica and we are currently working on getting stricter codes for the city, this will include, a citywide curfew as soon as night falls, an after school curfew for children, increased police patrols through the city as well as the ability to arrest anyone caught on the streets after the curfew is issued. We hope to ensure not only my clients safety, but also all the citizens of this city and their children. Any news that proceeds from these three cases will be passed along to you, the public, as it becomes available and as it progresses. We hope all of you, and the council of this city, will support our cause to keep our citizens and our history safe. Thank you."

Sovereign straightens his black suit jacket and as he turns to return within the hospital, the ruckus outside starts, with people hammering questions and statements. Police officers step up and block them moving any farther.

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"All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
Later
"(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

December 16, 2007

(The camera shot pans in a bit, focusing on an elegant fountain that sits in a plaza off of Melrose)

"Riots broke out all along the length of Melrose last evening, starting in the Plaza of Angels, where the dominating fountain stopped flowing with water, and instead, began to flow with blood. During the riots, SkyCam even managed to procure shots of people /drinking/ the blood from the fountain." (The camera images flash forward, showing several people bent over the fountain, partaking, despite the riots and violence)

"No explanation as to the nature of the fountain's blood has been forthcoming, though after the Police had quelled the rioters, a team of scientists did move in and begin to take samples of the odd, supernatural occurence. The official statement is that it was all a very elaborate hoax, but this reporter wants to know more. Three of the LAPD's finest were killed in this incident, and several times that many of the rioting people. This is Channel 10, and Karen Scott, signing out."

Flashing messages scroll below the screen, "..This news report brought to you by Pentex: Helping today, for a better tomorrow..".

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"All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
Later
"(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

December 23, 2007

"...Our own eye in the sky caught /this/ dramatic footage last night, as rioting took a toll on the Strip. Could these be the same rioters that did so [i]much damage on Melrose just evenings back?"

(A camera sweeps eastward, from helicopter height, surveying the wreckage of flipped cars and torn streetsigns, with even a few ripped up streetlight poles. The damage is devastating, until it gets to a spot where all of the vagrants and thugs have gathered. They beat on the front of a building, bursting into the door and entering in, before a black Chevy Nova speeds into the crowd, doing a 180' and mowing some of them down. A pinprick of radiant light flies from the passenger window of the car, going into the building, and causing an explosion that seems to take out the entire front wall of the building..)

"..This is insane..", the reporter whispers in the backdrop, though the camera is kept rolling.

(Flipping the car into reverse, the driver backs over several more rioters and into the half-destroyed building. The sound of gunfire is heard. Full auto. And bright flashes from the shadows in the building. Moments later, the car drives back out, not only mowing down another four rioters, but with a man hanging out of the passenger window, shooting any that get close with a machine gun. The car flips a bitch, fishtailing into another thug, before speeding west down Santa Monica. The Camera loses it in an alley)

"..Could these riots be a sign of the return of the aggression that the City of Angels saw back in 1965?"

*Advertisement: This news coverage brought to you by Pentex! Saving the world, so you don't have to!

_________________
"All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
Later
"(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jan 27, 2008

LA SWAT took down two rival gangs today at the Pleasant Hills Psychiatric Unit on Fairfax Ave. A local prostitute hustler and biker gang were involved. There were several casualties, but an exact number has yet to be confirmed.

Channel 10 has also confirmed a short-term hostage situation took place, and police are investigated the matter further. Detective Donnie Kimball was reached for comment as the lead officer on the scene. "This is a senseless situation, and we're still piecing together why this happened. But it seems to just be another case of senseless gang violence." He commented.

Channel 10 is still investigating the matter. Stay Tuned.

_________________
"All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
Later
"(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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March 29, 2008

A massive firefight broke out at Club Hades yesterday evening shortly before the mysterious fog came in off the bay. With an unknown number of casualties fire rescue crews continue to sift through the rubble for bodies today. What few survivors give conflicting reports of the incident. Nineteen of the patrons from the night todate have been hospitalized. Police encourage anyone present to come forward, and the District Attorney has vowed to launch a full scale investigation into events that turned Club Hades, into Dante's Inferno.

_________________
"All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
Later
"(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

*Old male comes onto the screen. its bill o'riely.



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This is Bill O'reilly reporting to you live from just outside Los Angeles. We have been reporting live to you about the unique situation that has taken over te city of LA.

Green peace would make you believe that /Mother nature/ has decided to try fight back, and re establish controll over the planet. The NUTS outthere are stating that the american government has been experimenting a new biochemical agent, which thay say, got out of hand and turned LA into a Jungle. These Unpatriotic slime are just out there to discredit the republican Party and President Bush.

The Military, with its quick responce to this situation, has prevented what has happened in Los Angeles, spreading even further. The whole America could have been turned into a Giant forest, Steel walls, which the Military put up, came from the quick responce of the Senate and from the orders of president Bush.

Many Theorys have been put forward, from the down rigth insane to the mos Logical. Moments ago, Fox news and the factor, has learnt that Terrorist Cells, Muslim Extrreamists and sympathisers, planeted bio chemical seeds, and these seeds turned LA into an Amazonian Hell. In a moment we will be hearing from the President of the United st.... Ohh we cross to the whitehouse Live for the President.

*The American President, Appears.*

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"My Fellow Americans, on the 1st of May, Terrorists attack our way of life, by attacking Los Angeles. This cowardly attackers used a new bio chemical agent called Jungle rage, turned Los Angeles into a Jungle, and manipulated its eco system, where the animals and plant life would attack humans.

I would like to personaly thatnk, on behalf of the American peoplem the senators, responding in a quick and timelyfashion and accepting my personal requests, you have saved American Landscape and its future with your quick decisions.

We The America people thank the United States Service men and women of the amed forces, for thier hard work and dedication. Thier relief efforts with the evacuation of all the people of LA in under 24 hours, is a tribute as our strength as a nation. The clean up of Los angeles will take several months, but now the city is safe for its residence to return and rebuild thier lives.

Finally to the Extreamists who pepetrated this cowardly act. Americ is storng, and will not stary from its pah to bring democracy to regions of Tyranny, your act has unified Americans once again and our will will not break."[img][/img]


    NOTE: Cell phones are back on, Power backon, Landlines back on, Police and Emergency agencys are back. 2 weeks for the cleanup then life is back to normal.

    _________________
    "All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
    Later
    "(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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    PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

    Good Evening, Tonight in North La Cienega Blvd, just outside a Nightclub was a scene of terror, as a lone gunman open fire on its patrons, we have mixed accoutns of the insident but one club goer reported that the man was a white male and he screamed out." Jesus Loves you, Jesus Saves".

    The Police detectives are handling the case have stated that these reports cnan be untrue but they have no real description of the gunman.

    We cross now live to the Chief of police.

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    "This Insident and othes like it must stop, we have gone through a terrible phase in our lives, and the city can start a new, I urge all citizens to report crime likie these to the men and women of the force. Right Now we have no leads.

    Tio the criminals of hate crimes, the crisis that has griped out city for 2 whole mnths has given us a chance to start a new,w e will not tollerate any crimes of this nature."

    _________________
    "All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
    Later
    "(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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    PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

    Just moments ago, we were alerted that a double murder has taken place in a pizza parlor in the inner city, one of the victims is legendary federal prosicutor Sam Smith. The other victim a worker at the parlor, shot in the back.

    Another man was taken to hospital, who died on the way.


    Police have no current leads other then eye witness accounts from dozens of people, whome have given differnt testimony.

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    _________________
    "All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
    Later
    "(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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    PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

    A young female reporter comes on the screen, likely covering a story on
    whatever she can get her hands on. In a confident voice, she explains the
    dismal scene behind her in South Central LA.

    "And we're here at the recently renovated and re-opened ware house where two local brothers, Arsalaan Abud Dahirr and Yameen Dahirr, have
    decided that it was time for some change. This location, serving meals
    from 5:30 am to 7:30 pm, will serve many parts of South Central Los
    Angeles, providing free of charge meals to those who present proper
    social security documentation. I had a chance to speak with Arsalaan
    after the ground breaking ceremony here, and here's what he had to say."

    An average looking arab man with light skin and a slightly scarred face,
    dressed in traditional clothing, speaks confidently into the Channel 10
    microphone at the scene of the refurbished warehouse kitchen.

    "What we are trying to do is bring a service that the area needs within the
    bus and other transit routes so that people elgiible for benefits in a rough
    area can receive them properly. I have also personally selected a staff
    hired only from the area, to make sure that the benefit to the community
    is more substantial."

    The quiet newswoman returns as the sound byte is edited to silence, and
    continues.

    "The whole operation will be running at full capacity next week, and the
    supporters of the non-profit business all sound hopeful and confident. This
    is Karen Chow from "The Guests" soup kitchen, back to you in the studio."

    The camera pans by a line of underpriviledged men and women standing
    near the sight of this small soup kitchen with "The Guests" written in
    several languages, and then the regular news anchors are back.

    _________________
    "All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
    Later
    "(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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    PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

    The City of LA has suffered another blow to it landscape, fist the terrible, terrible forst takeover now, the fires of the city park. there was no witnesses to what had happened, but investigators stated that 2 law enforcement cars, believed to be FBI was at the scene.

    The local FBI branch has issued a statement, saying that thier officers were working ondercover and thats all they had for now.

    The city chief of police has come out and shown anger at whoever did this by stating. "The city of Los angeles will continue and grow as a city, we will catch these evil doers."

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    _________________
    "All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
    Later
    "(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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    PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

    ((As the station comes back from commercial, a lovely young blonde in a neatly tailored suit can be seen sitting at the news desk.))

    Good evening, Los Angeles. I'm Christina Witherspoon. Our top story tonight: a bizarre new twist in the investigation on the Empress gentlemen's club. As we reported to you in an exclusive last night, the Empress and its owner, Simon Nash, are under investigation for breaking the city council-approved ban on lap dances as well as allegations that his employees were involved in prostitution. At least one dancer has been arrested on the latter charge.

    The LAPD vice squad, in conjunction with the FBI, have been investigating Mr. Nash for the past few days, and have discovered a link between Mr. Nash and alleged mobster Ceasar Salerno of the Luciano crime family. We have not been given any information as to the nature of this link, but of course channel 10 news will be the first on the story when it breaks.

    But this isn't the most shocking news that was uncovered today. When the channel 10 news crew went to the Empress to interview Mr. Nash, we discovered that he was not in - not only that, but his employees had not seen him for several days. We are currently getting word that he has officially been declared missing by the LAPD. He has not taken any of his vehicles nor clothes, and foul play is not currently suspected. It seems that Simon Nash has, indeed, vanished into thin air to escape possible RICO charges and heavy fines.

    After the break - weather with Lucia Calavera, sports with Brian Gardener, and what a local elementary school is doing to help the environment. We'll be right back.

    _________________
    "All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
    Later
    "(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
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    PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

    Tonight comes Shocking News that a young up and comming Muslim, Mathew Killigan was shot outside the LA Mosque after evening Prayers. Witnesses Have reported that A biker gang member of the Lunatics, came towards a group of muslims and shot the victim to death.

    Police are now again pressured to bring the Lunatics Gang to justice with this leader Carl carlson still on the run.

    _________________
    "All right, Charlie; that the joint?";"Yes, sir.";"Who runs it?";"I already told you.";"Refresh my memory.";"Spats Columbo.";"That's very refreshing; what's the password?";"I've come to Grandma's funeral. Here's your admission card.";"Thanks, Charlie.";"Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers.";"OK, Charlie.";
    Later
    "(to the waiter) You better bring a check in case the joint is raided."; "Who's gonna raid a funeral?";"Some people got no respect for the dead."
    - Some Like It Hot
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