Funny Quotes

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

A place to put the most hilarious of insults, come-backs, typos, air-headedness, and all of that ilk.

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

You (OOC), 'Siol will give some guidance from here. I'm a busy man.'

Viranka (OOC)s, 'What he means is, his cartoons are on'

You (OOC), '...'

You (OOC), '..you stfu'

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

Siol osays , '...Ventrue. They rule the world so you don't have to.'

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

As Erich opens his phone and begins to press buttons, Gareth stops speaking and pacing. He leans forth a bit, against the podium, and with an intense silence, just watches him, perhaps hoping not to disturb whatever message must certainly be so important. His handsome face would show his feelings on the matter.

Kenneth osays , 'You must be an RL professor.'

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

You (OOC), 'IMPORTANT.'

You (OOC), 'Tonight, I had the great pleasure and privelege of reading a package of Ortho-Tri-Cyclen.'

You (OOC), 'You all should know this.'

You (OOC), 'Serious Side Effects often include nausea, bleeding between menstrual cycles, headaches...and...'

You (OOC), '..I shit you not..'

You (OOC), 'Your ability to wear contact lenses.'

You (OOC), '...'

You (OOC), 'That is all.'

Trista (OOC)s, 'yeah'

Trista (OOC)s, 'I knew that'

Trista (OOC)s, 'v.v modern medicine is evil'

You (OOC), 'BUT YOU SEE. IT DOESN'T EXPLAIN THAT LAST ONE, AND THAT ISNT SOMETHING THAT IS JUST UNDERSTOOD.'

You (OOC), 'SO TELL ME WHY.'

You (OOC), 'TAKING A PILL, CAN IMPAIR CONTACT LENSES.'

Johnny (OOC)s, 'drys out your eyes'

You (OOC), '...Oh.'

You (OOC), 'Well then.'

You (OOC), '-ahem-'

Trista (OOC)s, 'yep'

You (OOC), 'Carry on.'

Johnny (OOC)s, 'lol'

Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 9

Siol has entered LA: City of Angels.

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Trista (OOC)s, 'YAY'

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Siol (OOC)s, 'Not yay.'

You (OOC), 'YAY, damnit...YAY!'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'why not yay?'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'something wrong bud?'

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Siol (OOC)s, 'Nope.'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'then why not yay?!'

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Siol (OOC)s, 'No idea.'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'I say yay'

You (OOC), 'I second the yay.'

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Siol (OOC)s, 'DENIED.'

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Trista (OOC)s, '*ways for Meli to jump on the bandwagon*'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'we just need one more!'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'can't deny yet...'

You (OOC), 'If we get a third motion, you're vetoed Siol'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'though I want to ask something'

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Siol (OOC)s, '-threatens to take away his pretty collars-'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'why exactly are we trying to pass a yay?'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'lol'

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Melissa (OOC)s, 'YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

You (OOC), 'Um...cause Siol said we couldn't and we're stubborn?'

You (OOC), 'Motion passed!'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'oh yeah...'

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Trista (OOC)s, 'does that mean meeting is adjourned?'

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Siol (OOC)s, 'I claim the power of the judicial branch and deem your yay to be unconstitutional to the MUD.'

Joined: 28 Nov 2007 Posts: 23

Faristil (OOC)s, '_STAB_'

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Endymion (OOC)s, '-STABS BACK-'

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Nora (OOC)s, 'Can you feel the love.'

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Endymion (WBOOC)s, '-hangs himself-.

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Faristil (OOC)s, 'fuck'

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Endymion (WOOC)s, '-hangs himself-.

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Endymion (OOC)s, '..HAHAHAHAHA'

> ooc wtf is that?
You (OOC), 'wtf is that?'

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Endymion (OOC)s, 'YOU LOSE, FAIL GECHOER.'

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Endymion (OOC)s, '-hangs himself-.

You (OOC), 'lol'

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Catalina (OOC)s, 'Great..now he's emo with colors.'

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Sebastian (OOC)s, 'Ok, so if I put three points in say stamina and nothing into the other two, both strength and dex become a 1?'

You (OOC), 'Correct.'

Morgan (OOC)s, 'Are you new to the WoD?'

You (OOC), 'I am Sad

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Sebastian (OOC)s, 'Yes'

Sebastian (OOC)s, 'Well sorta'

Morgan (OOC)s, 'Okay Endy, maybe you should start with a mortal and not an ST. You can be promoted with time,'

Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Posts: 1

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Endymion (OOC)s, 'I think I just need to torture someone. That's a good mood enhancer.'

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Endymion (OOC)s, '...'

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Endymion (OOC)s, 'Ahem.'

Rothwell (OOC), 'This mischan brought to you by Pentex, Making this world a better place so you don't have to.'

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Endymion (OOC)s, '....rofl'

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Adrien (OOC)s, 'ADRIEN CROSS AND ELLA PRIEST ARE: CROSS AND PRIEST, IN THEIR FIRST FULL LENGTH FEATURE FILM -- NO TIME FOR GOD.'

Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 2 Location: Tennessee

Kenneth osays , 'I know sweets, our relationship is more than just business. -.o'

Kenneth osays , 'It'll be princey from now on.'

You osay , 'Awesome, i'll just call you bloodhunted from now on '

Kenneth osays , '<3'

Joined: 06 Dec 2007 Posts: 3 Location: Earth

Kenneth osays , '-nod-'

Kenneth osays , 'We'll cruise around and run over squirrels in the nova tomorrow.'

You osay , 'rofl! Bonus points for red tailed ones!'

Kenneth osays , 'Yes. They are such a threat to Elysium.'

Kenneth gets diablerized.

Kenneth osays , '....'

You osay , 'must be a pesky st *pokes about*'

Kenneth osays , 'I r bloodless.'

Kenneth osays , 'Alright dude, sleep time.'

Kenneth osays , '-rubs eyes-'

Kenneth (OOC)s, 'FAREWELL, OH DARK WORLD OF UTTER DARKNESS THAT'S DARK'

Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 9

Siol (OOC)s, 'Have we been gifted with a Gareth that no longer speaks? Gods, have you blessed us with this fortuitous occurence?'

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Ella (OOC)s, 'D:'

Ella (OOC)s, 'You made my brain do that thing where it melts'

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Ella (OOC)s, 'Fuck Huckabee with a rusty chainsaw powered by the blood of newborns! >.<'