Funny Quotes

Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 21

You (OOC), 'They know something's different about me, but I don't think they've pinpointed it yet.'

Endymion (OOC)s, 'I'm sure they'll get it at some point. You'll all be having a family dinner, and then you'll just be like, "..Man. This dinner tastes like cock..". And...they'll know.'

Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 21

Valen osays , 'You set.'

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Valen osays , 'Fucktoy.'

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Valen osays , '..'

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Valen osays , '-tapes mouth-'

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Valen leaves south.

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Valen has arrived.

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Valen osays , '-breathes-'

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Valen leaves south.

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Valen has arrived.

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Valen osays , '-throws up forever-'

Obviously, he loves me deep inside. Deep. Inside.

Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 324 Location: Rhode Island, USA

The white lights illuminating the center of the stage suddenly flicker and go out with a dramatic crackle. The lights that flair up to take their place are a vivid red, backlighting the figure of a rather curvaceous form now strutting up the center of the stage with an artful sashay to Puscifer's 'Rev 22:20' pulsating lovingly over the speakers, the black patent leather duster she wears displaying her long, wiry muscled legs to their full effect. With a sneer on her gorgeous face, the woman reaches the center pole and bends backwards without any troubles at all, her leg wrapping masterfully around the silver device. The announcer over the speakers names her as, "Persephone, the only Devil to tread among Angels." It's then that the trench is ripped away, revealing a red glittering thong and matching heart-shaped pasties, her entire body nearly covered in large-holed fishnet as she gyrates and flips around her chosen pole. (8 successes to dance)

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Elijah osays , '...adsfjsadifnsa'

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osay Awesome.
You osay , 'Awesome.'

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Valen osays , '...Dibs.'

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Elijah osays , ';_;'

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Elijah osays , 'I see I have no place here.'

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osay we're about to be fighting.
You osay , 'we're about to be fighting.'

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Elijah leaves south.

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Elijah has arrived.

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Elijah osays , '..'

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ooc -dies-
You (OOC), '-dies-'

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Elijah osays , 'LOL JK'

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Madison osays , 'ROFL ELIJAH'

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JianJun (OOC)s, '...what.'

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ooc ohh, had to be there.
You (OOC), 'ohh, had to be there.'

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Elijah osays , 'I'm tempted to have Elijah walk by and stare at Valen. "I wouldn't mind dancing on his pole..."'

Joined: 13 Feb 2008 Posts: 9

Gabriel (OOC)s, '-is picky who he sires-'

You (OOC), '*moons*'

Gabriel (OOC)s, '-sires-'

Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 324 Location: Rhode Island, USA

Some Wiz Channel lulz

California: ;_;

California: -hides behind Larkwyn-

Endymion: Don't make me treat her to expensive dinners, fancy chocolates, and foot massages in order to get to you, coward.

California: .a;'dflkadsnjfisandfb

California: Why can't you treat /me/ to all of that?

Larkwyn: Girls, don't fight. You're both pretty and will get dates to the prom

Endymion: waegqawrarge

California: ....Owned by Larkwyn.

Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 324 Location: Rhode Island, USA

Maxwell osays , 'Charlie. You're going to embarass me in front of the pack.'

You osay , 'Sure am.'

You osay , 'Don't bleed on me, and this doesn't happen.'

You osay , 'Or someone can have the balls to point out how sweet they are.'

Phelan osays , 'I might...'

You osay , 'And then I kill them, hence... no embarassment.'

Ella osays , 'Nooo I like my jaw where it is: on my face.'

Phelan osays , 'o.O Never mind.'

Maxwell osays , 'You have this all figured out, I see.'

You osay , 'Usually do.'

Ayasha osays , 'and the alpha becomes a woman...'

Ayasha osays , 'just before turning back into a tomboy Wink

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You osay , 'Max is enough of a tomboy for both of them. She's usually pretty girly around him.'

Maxwell osays , '..But I'm a real boy...'

You osay , '....Oh.'

Ella osays , 'Maybe one day, Pinocchio'

You osay , 'lawl'

Maxwell osays , 'The fairy said s-...'

You osay , '*dies*'

Ella osays , 'Don't believe everything Elijah tells you'

You osay , 'AHAHAHAHAHAH'

Maxwell osays , '..-dies too-'

Joined: 02 Dec 2007 Posts: 6

Madison (OOC)s, 'http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg (just for Endy and probably Elijah, too)'

Endymion (OOC)s, 'Oh I love Dragons. -clicks-'

Endymion (OOC)s, '............................'

Endymion (OOC)s, 'You're banned.'

Endymion (OOC)s, 'FOR THE REST OF YOU--NO. MY. LIFE.'

Madison (OOC)s, 'I was just trying to be a helper Sad

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Endymion (OOC)s, 'Brb. Gotta go light the grill and stick my face to it.'

Madison (OOC)s, 'You should have known something was up when I said Elijah would like it Razz

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Elijah (OOC)s, 'Oh dear gosd'

Elijah (OOC)s, 'Dragon penis'

Elijah (OOC)s, 'No thank you.'

Elijah (OOC)s, 'Nothing that can breathe fire down my throat, thanks.'

Joined: 22 May 2008 Posts: 3 Location: Kicking your ass

> You osay , 'Btw, for information, I'm the best looking one in the room, I have a slight mid-west accent, my revolvers are oversized, and the rose petals are still fluttering around me towards the ground.'

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Endymion osays , 'They're falling in a pattern on the ground that would spell out, "I am Gay", to the casual observer.'

Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 236

Endymion (OOC)s, 'Man, my tiny little nipples hurt.'

Wyl (OOC)s, 'Cheers.'

Endymion (OOC)s, 'No. No cheering.'

Wyl (OOC)s, 'I'm cheering for reasons entirely unrelated to the state of your chest.'

Endymion (OOC)s, 'Oh. Well then.'

Endymion (OOC)s, '..Go and do cheer for my chest.'

Wyl (OOC)s, 'rofl.'

Endymion (OOC)s, 'I can't have it feeling leftout.'

Joined: 02 Dec 2007 Posts: 6

"Jesus Christ. Did I forget to fucking shower, or what? I didn't know a single man could fucking run so many people off in so few minutes..", Adrien states, pulling the cigarette from between his lips for just long enough to romance his silver flask of alcohol, before speaking to Devon, "..I know you. You were a lot fucking twitchier last time, though..". He takes steps, and it is obvious that he has every intention of just following the man/woman right into the apartment complex, if that is where she is going.

Seeming perfectly intent on ignoring the man trailing her, Morgan continues on her way, taking the door from Sybine as the woman departs within the building. However, the androgynous form isn't as quick to enter. In sharp contrast, she waits for a bit, watching the red-head disappear from sight with intense focus before scanning the room for herself. Taking a single, tentative step in, she pauses as the man addresses her directly. "I don't know y... Oh." This reaction is not elaborated upon though, being left to hang soundlessly as she continues on her way in, slipping through the doorway and never taking a look back.

When Devon leaves into the complex and the door swings shut behind him/her, Adrien just stands there for a moment, watching, and giving the area a blank look, "W-..What? What in the fuck is that supposed to mean? What do you mean, 'Oh'?". He, contemplatively, takes another drink from the silver flask in his hand, before pulling his Desert Eagle from his shoulder-holster, flicking a thumb across the safety, and firing three large slugs right into the top of the door, which tear an equal amount of large holes in it and splinter pieces of wood for a few feet. A resounding shout of, "FUCK YOU!", rings out, before Adrien stalks off.

As the gunshots ring out and the bullets embed themselves into the door, Morgan does flinch slightly, head ducking instinctively. However, rather than curling into a ball and whimpering, she lets out a rather loud, "Caine FUCKING damn it Devon! I HATE your fucking friends!" Raising her head up once more and straightening herself after the outburst, she takes a breath before storming off down the hall.

Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 236

Elijah (OOC)s, 'I'm wearing a pink Batman costume and 4 year old's panties.'

Rollins (OOC)s, 'I cannot keep a shotgun on mah back when I do security detail.'

Rollins (OOC)s, '...'

Rollins (OOC)s, '...'

Elijah (OOC)s, 'BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME BRAGGIN' ABOUT IT.'

Rollins (OOC)s, 'Wow.'

You (OOC), '...Oh dear.'

Rollins (OOC)s, '... Eli. We just had tacos. How did I not see this?'

Elijah (OOC)s, '..aLKASFNASIOFNNFLASFAS'

Devon (OOC)s, 'Learn something new every day, huh?'

Elijah (OOC)s, 'I'm dying so hard.'

Elijah (OOC)s, 'I just thought of the weirdest thing to wear ever.'

Elijah (OOC)s, 'And ooced it.'

Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 2 Location: Tennessee

Larkwyn tells you, 'I am just going to shoot you a PM because I feel really bad interrupting your RP to tell you what two dogs said.'

> reply LOL
You tell Larkwyn, 'LOL'

Nuff said....

Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 3 Location: Philadelphia

I found some random ooc/osay quotes that were sent to me over AIM. Have at it!

California (OOC)s, 'aLKJFNifna DICK ASSMAN.'
Larkwyn (OOC)s, 'Is that what you make people call you in bed, California?'

Endymion (OOC)s, 'This could just be the bacon flavored vodka talking, but it would be fun to set someone on fire.'
Larkwyn (OOC)s, 'Abbey and I want to make that vodka now.'
Endymion (OOC)s, 'It's delicious.'
Endymion (OOC)s, 'It's what I imagine Cali telling me what it would taste like to give God a blowjob, if God ate nothing but bacon.'

Elijah osays , 'LET'S HAVE A SPOT OF TEA BEFORE I SHOVE MY PENIS IN ONE OF YOUR ORIFICES. ONE SUGAR, OR TWO, DEAR?'

And from the epic Endy drunkitude that I forgot to post:

You (OOC), 'Yeah, I'm wearing a shirt.'
You (OOC), 'Always, always a shirt. Sometimes two or more.'
Endymion (OOC)s, 'the most indecen picture I have is christmas card of a wreath hanging on my cock'
Endymion (OOC)s, 'man. that was painful.'
Yasmira (OOC)s, '...........'
Endymion (OOC)s, 'but worth it.'
Yasmira (OOC)s, 'that's so horrible it's almost funny'
You (OOC), 'Brainmeats... explodey.'
You (OOC), 'Do not want.'
Endymion (OOC)s, 'dont act like you dont know men who hang weraths on their cocks and take pictures for christmas.'
Endymion (OOC)s, 'we all do it.'

Joined: 28 Nov 2007 Posts: 23

Felix osays , '...okay, I promise I'll stop sucking now.'

> You osay , 'You realize who's in the room with us for you to say that?'

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Felix osays , '...'

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Elijah osays , ' Very Happy

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Joined: 13 Aug 2008 Posts: 3

To someones Gio From Abel:
"What did I learn? Oh, lots of stuff. Mostly how to stick it to the man. He doesn't want us to have fun." He looks away for a moment, then adds, "Name's Abel. And who would you be, my creepy cadaver-copulating cohort?"