Funny Quotes

Joined: 20 Aug 2008 Posts: 4 Location: Seattle

(Abel, talking about Paradox)
Abel smiles boyishly as Walter speaks, "I like to play." he says politely after the matter. He looks over towards Paradox and adds, "Yeah, he's ok. A little funny, though. I think he's one of /those/ people, ya know?" The boy chuckles and adds with a wink, "The ones Mommy and Daddy always tell me not to take candy from."

(Paradox's pose)
Looking to Abel, "Your mom and dad said not to take things from the Jews?" he rolls his eyes and shakes his head a little, then looks to Kennedy, and hands him a simple cream colored card from his pocket, reading just, 'Paradox Rothstein' he smiles and bows a little.

Joined: 20 Aug 2008 Posts: 4 Location: Seattle

Abel, shopping for "pets", while speaking with Poe.

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Poe shakes his head and looks somewhat confused. "Right. No Candy. Have it your way..." Tapping his own chin in imitation - but not mockery - the man suggests, "Perhaps a dog. Or a bear. Maybe a penguin, I understand they can be quite moody. Whatever the case, good luck with it."

Abel jumps at the ideas presented, "Yes! Of course! An animal! Why didn't I think of that?!" He starts looking for a street sign, asking, "Is there a zoo here? Dude, a bear would be sooooo much fun! You're a genius, Ed. I'm keeping you around!" He takes his backpack off and pulls out a coloring pad and some crayons, then begins to make a list. Instead of writing the animals, he draws a dog, bear, penguin, monkey, and a blowfish. "Yes, these shall do nicely. Oh! How rude of me. Ed, do you want one, too?"

Poe looks to his left. Then peers to his right. .... "Yes."

Abel nods in agreement, "Of course. And what do you want? A lion? A zebra? An alligator, mayhap?" The boy doesn't seem at all concerned with the difficulty in procuring these animals as he adds them to the list.

Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 236

You (OOC), 'Apparently, the toilet was jerryrigged to flush, and whatever was keeping it working just kind of died.'

You (OOC), 'So, long story short, now you have to stick your hand in the toilet tank to make it flush.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'The toilet at my old apartment was rigged with a hairtie to keep it from running all day, and you had to do the same fucking thing to flush it, -after- waiting for the tank to fill.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'It was pretty flamingly retarded.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'Mind you, this was for like... two years straight.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'Because my landlord was a cocksucker.'

You (OOC), 'Ewww.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'And not the 'lol Elijah' kind.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'The bad kind.'

Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 2

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'Hey Jago.'

Jago (OOC)s, 'avast'

Felix (OOC)s, '...yarrr?'

Jago (OOC)s, 'Precisely.'

Cud (OOC)s, 'Swab the poop deck!'

Jago (OOC)s, 'That costs extra... and I need to see documentation from the clinic.'

Felix (OOC)s, '"The Clinic" is actually one of his pet names for Elijah.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'That's a handler's fee, too, then. I can take care of that for a few extra bucks.'

Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Posts: 2

You (OOC), 'Seracha!'

Ella (OOC)s, '*_* Is that a power word? Like.... MOOOORDIB!'

You (OOC), 'lol!'

You (OOC), 'It's a sauce.'

You (OOC), 'I believe I spelt it wrong.'

You (OOC), 'But it's good shizzah.'

Ella (OOC)s, 'Ooh.. it sounded like a good lightning word'

You (OOC), 'SERACHA! *Crack of thunder, bolt of lightning*'

Lawrence (OOC)s, '...lay off the crack, kids.'

Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 2

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'Maxwell needs to buy Charlie a (non-vulgar) gift.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'I've decided that my anger with Arturo will be taken out on Maxwell instead.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'Randomly.'

Maxwell (OOC)s, '...'

Maxwell (OOC)s, 'OH, DO YOU MEAN BESIDES THE FLOWERS AND THE FANCY FRENCH CHOCOLATE?'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'YOU MEAN FROM LIKE... A MONTH AGO?!'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'Pff.'

Maxwell (OOC)s, '...We haven't even like...RPed since then. '

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'That is no excuse to not buy me gifts.'

Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 236

Maxwell (OOC)s, 'Yasmira's Forefathers always pre-measured their Sperm before loading it.'

...Can anything be added to this? I think not.

Joined: 28 Jun 2008 Posts: 3

Christine (OOC), 'I have never seen you topside.'

You (OOC), 'Christine, just because you have never seen me topside, doesn't mean I have s3en you...in the shower...-breathes-

Joined: 13 Aug 2008 Posts: 3

Someone says something stupid.

Madison osays, '... .. ... . ..'

Madison osays , 'You made me spill all of my periods'

Joined: 08 Mar 2008 Posts: 16

Internal Humor At Its Finest -

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You (OOC), 'What's up?'

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Pellequin (OOC)s, 'not much'

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Skyborn (OOC)s, 'Welcome to TF.'

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You (OOC), 'Always good to have fresh blood.'

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Skyborn (OOC)s, '...No more vampire puns from you, Phelan.'

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Skyborn (OOC)s, 'You're cut off.'

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You (OOC), 'Totally unintentional.'

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Felix (OOC)s, '...rite.'

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You (OOC), 'Too late. Already happened.'

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Maxwell (OOC)s, '..No more Werewolf puns from you, Felix.'

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Maxwell (OOC)s, '..You're cut off as well.'

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Skyborn (OOC)s, '....'

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You (OOC), 'xDD!'

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Skyborn (OOC)s, '-rolls-'

Joined: 13 Aug 2008 Posts: 3

Abel osays , 'Dude, I totally thought you posed "he looks down at the kids erection"'

Joined: 20 Aug 2008 Posts: 4 Location: Seattle

Quote:

Devon osays , 'Irony is a bitch.'

You osay , 'A cold, manipulative bitch...with herpes.'

Devon osays , 'Don't forget Chlamydia and Gonorrhea.'

You osay , 'Ah, yes. The tri-fecta. Nothing can thwart their evil plans for
the male genitals.'

Devon osays , 'Unless the genitalia in question happens to be guarded by pubic
lice.'

You osay , 'Ah, yes. Our age-old guardians.'

You osay , 'Can't thank those lil guys enough, always looking after us. A
truly symbiotic relationship.'

Devon osays , 'They're doing God's work I tell you, God's work.'

You osay , 'Amen!'

You osay , 'Preach it!'

God bless those little guys.

-salutes-

Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 236

Maxwell has entered LA: City of Angels.

You (OOC), 'Hi Maxwell.'

Maxwell (OOC)s, 'Long time no see.'

You (OOC), 'Seriously.'

Maxwell (OOC)s, 'I only wanted to keep your lust for me growing.'

Maxwell (OOC)s, 'Feel free to sate yourself now.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, '...'

You (OOC), '...'

Maxwell (OOC)s, '-prepares a cigarette for after-'

Cheshire (OOC)s, '...'

Striker (OOC)s, '...'

Cheshire (OOC)s, '.........-ravishes-'

Maxwell (OOC)s, 'sdgfasdfgas'

You (OOC), '-blinks- Meh, I'm just fine.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, 'That's what you get.'

Maxwell (OOC)s, 'oh cheshire oh cheshire. you make me feel like a man. oh cheshire'

You (OOC), 'Haha'

Skyborn (OOC)s, '-rolls-'

Skyborn (OOC)s, '...so much lag.'

Maxwell (OOC)s, '-shows some more lag-'

Skyborn (OOC)s, '-vomits-'

You (OOC), '-shields eyes-'

Cheshire (OOC)s, 'Careful. I am insatiable.'

Skyborn (OOC)s, '-dies a little inside-'

You (OOC), '-continues to shield eyes-'

Maxwell (OOC)s, 'we'll be fine. My sphincter is a stalwart mountain of fortitude.'

You (OOC), '..............'

You (OOC), 'I never needed to know the state of your sphincter.'

Joined: 08 Mar 2008 Posts: 16

So it's not really a quote. Still funny.

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Larkwyn Stay sane inside insanity, but he locked the door and threw away the key (OOC)
Skyborn - "I'm lucky! He's lucky! She's lucky! We're ALL lucky! (OOC)
California - Penis Eater. (OOC)

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The Victims
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Charlotte - Say goodbye to all this, and hello to oblivion. (IC) (NO-OOC)
Sieg - It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache! (IC)
Michelangelo - Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it. (IC)
Ella - Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. (IC)
Madison - In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can. (IC) (NO-OOC)
Jago - Oh if only we were among friends... or sane persons. (IC)
Maxwell - Oh, I know he has a certain charm... but NO MUSCLES. (IC)
Phelan Wulfric - "I see you shiver with antici- ...pation!" (IC) (NO-OOC)
Maiyun Silverwind - Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush. (IC) (NO-OOC)

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Happy Halloween, TF!

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

Larkwyn tells you, 'Very little would make me want to date in general.'

You tell Larkwyn, 'You should try it.'

Larkwyn tells you, 'Meh... I just can't deal with people. I like my friends.'

You tell Larkwyn, 'Date them.'

Larkwyn tells you, 'That would be akin to incest.'

You tell Larkwyn, '...'

You tell Larkwyn, 'Giovanni do it.'

Larkwyn tells you, 'True. But still, no.'

You tell Larkwyn, 'Fine. If you don't want necromantic powers, and potence.'

Larkwyn tells you, 'I'd prefer Fortitude.'

You tell Larkwyn, 'What a whiner. "I don't want this supernatural power! I want that one! Bawww!"'

Larkwyn tells you, 'I learn it from the players.'

You tell Larkwyn, '...rofl'