The Los Angeles Inquisitor

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

The LA Inquisitor is the primary media for trash news and photoshopped pictures of vampires, werewolves, mummies, bat-children, mutant dwarves, and alien invasions. Most, if not all of the stories in here are written in such a way that barely even a madman would believe in them. It is still a good source of entertainment. All information in this topic is considered to be IC, and is known by those who can afford a copy of the current week's issue. (50 Cents)

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

SK8 'N SUR4 BURNED DOWN BY GOBLINS --

It's true! Several witnesses report that, during the late evening of December 4th, several actual /goblins/ crawled from their holes and set fire to the Sk8 'n Sur4! Leading officials in the field of goblins and unknown, often-thought mythical creatures, have been sifting around the sight all through the rest of the night, searching for a common link. (But only after the wreckage was put out by the heroes, the Los Angeles Fire Department!). The most curious thing to be found, was a hole in the floor of the shop, which lead right down and into the ocean.

Follow up reports shall be investigated swiftly.

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GIRLS DISSAPEARANCES RESUME!

10 Women have gone missing from different parts of the city over the last two nights, police suspect this is connected to the last series of dissapearances. It is unknown whether the recent Orphan Massacre and this are interconnected. Police have issued a curfew of 11pm for this incident, people on the streets are NOT permitted at this time. Please lock your doors and report anything suspicious immediately!

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

Shadow-Monster Devours Babies

Alameda Street saw a good bit of carnage tonight, as witnesses found a shadow monster/man coming out of the sewers. Sources say that it stood fifteen foot tall, with tentacles, and that it was clutching five babies! None were injured, it would seem, before the monster put /holes/ in the side of a building, climbing with it's tentacles. All accounts say that it vanished into thin air. The Inquisitor will continue to investigate this.

(Below is a rough 'sketch' of what the Shadow Monster was supposed to have looked like, and the five babies that it held. It really isn't all that great of a likeness.)

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN...!

This wasn't a scene from the Wizard of Oz, but these people could definitely stand to follow in the footsteps of the Scarecrow. Several bodybags were toted out of The Next Door's Living Room, a seedy club on Santa Monica, just this morning. While Police have taped off the scene of the crime that happened, and have guards posted at all times, sources have leaked out information that each of the bodies removed, were missing their brain. What could have possessed a person to perform such a gruesome murder? The world may never know. Police, it was said, are still on the lookout for the murderer.