Funny Quotes

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

Althea (OOC)s, 'I've been single for 3 weeks and I am totally ready to be a big ol' ho.'

You (OOC), '...hahahaha. Althea.'

You (OOC), '..Come to daddy.'

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AIM Quote, but funny enough!

(2:28:09 AM) Melissa (2): my theory is Adrien has like etiquette 5.. but he uses it to know the worst thing to say/do at any given situation rofl

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Ella (OOC)s, 'Our estrogen will flood this mud like the next great deluge and all you deviant xy's will suffffffer'

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Devon (OOC)s, '...No, I just think I've always been living under my potential when it comes to huffing paint.'

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One of many reasons to love Kenneth...

Kenneth nods his head and turns towards the exit, wasting no time in getting back on the street. He turns at the doorway, sweeping into a deep bow, which is surprisingly offered to both of his companions, before he turns back. "Thank you, both of you. I'm late, I'm late! Much to do, I should be there but I am here, I am the white rabbit tumbling down Alice's hole." Kenneth's hands slide casually into his pockets as he leaves, an echo of his voice heard in the other room. "On second though, that sounds rather vulgar. Alice's hole, and such." The roar of his Nova is heard after this, then nothing else.

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Adrien (OOC)s, 'My penis doesn't work.'

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Adrien (OOC)s, 'So I shoot people.'

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Adrien (OOC)s, 'Especially pretty wimminz.'

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Adrien (OOC)s, 'And ex-priests.'

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Adrien (OOC)s, 'And hermaphrodites.'

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Adrien (OOC)s, '...dogs...'

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Adrien (OOC)s, '..kids..'

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Adrien (OOC)s, '...stuff..'

Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 9

-- My tribute to Carl --

Elijah (OOC)s, 'CARL SHOT ELIJAH'S BOYFRIEND WITH A FUCKING SHOTGUNA IFNUASFNISAKFA'

You (OOC), 'Fucken right he fucken did ya loopy cunt! - Ode to Carl'

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Althea osays , 'Elijah's gonna get beat.'

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Althea osays , 'He's gonna be all, "No, Devon, not the side with the buckle!"'

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Kenneth (OOC)s, 'Sunny D is pretty much the worst thing ever.'

Kenneth (OOC)s, 'The power of the sun, mixed with 5 pounds of sugar in a goat's asshole.'

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Althea osays , 'Endy is the dead grandmother that watches you shower and masturbate.'

Endymion osays , 'Except that I masturbate too.'

Endymion osays , 'In my wrinkled old woman-wallet.'

Endymion osays , 'MOVING ALONG. Back to cooking.'

Althea osays , 'Woman-wallet.... [vomits. forever.]'

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You (OOC), 'But..don't you like crickets?'

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Endymion (OOC)s, 'No. Abominations, the lot of them. And when you get them near a Grass Stone, they turn into Sabre-Toothed Crotch Crickets.'

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Before it can be seen, it's heard. The sound of hardcore Industrial/Techo music that's blasting on a pair of massive sub-woofers. The front end of a newer Hummer pulls into view, but doesn't stop. It's length just keeps going, and going, and going, until everyone comes to the conclusion that's it a stretch-limousine Hummer. It's pristine, pearl-white with polished crome. The music just gets louder and louder as it pulls right up to the sidewalk where Gabriel and Carl are.

Carl starts to do the wanking motion as he looks at the hummer. "keep fucking wanking youselves buddy, cause im fucken carl carlson and im a fucken biker.. "carl turns to Gabriel. "Listen pal, your in a city run by anarch, fUCKEN RUN when we need to fucken run"

All seven windows on the side of the Hummer are rolled down with the quiet hum of electric-powered mechanisms. From each one, a man in a black mask and a shotgun can be seen, though none of them are blatant enough to stick the barrel out of the windows. A few of the people who were close to Carl and Gabriel see this, and begin to run for cover. The front-most door on the passenger side is opened, and a man steps out. He's clad in black leather pants, no shirt, and covered in a white fur-coat that is of obvious quality. His head's been shaved, and tattooed all over his skull are what look to be passages from Holy Scripture. He doesn't have a shotgun, but there's a big enough knife tucked into the front of his belt, "Carl Carlson. You cheeky monkey. I'm going to need you to come for a ride with me, babe..".

Carl turns to Gabriel and jumps on him, he pats on his back as he starts to shot. "Fucken run big daddy, run like the fucken wind you son of a bitch, they know everything.." He screams like his about to die. "Fuck your rules, you cant enforce them if your fucken dead.. RUN!"

Wahahahahahahahaha.

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Kenneth (OOC)s, 'Yes, I'll have a good time playing with myself.'

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Mizuki (OOC)s, 'Most people do.'

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Endymion (OOC)s, 'Duct Tape and a Brick is a poor substitute for Kenneth's
mouth.'

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Not CoA, but still....

The beginning of my chat with Comcast's Live Chat Support --

Steven_(Tue Feb 12 2008 14:23:35 GMT-0700 (US Mountain Standard Time))>Guad Ho. Art thou ablest to helpeth me with thou services, knave?

Andre(Tue Feb 12 2008 16:13:02 GMT-0700 (US Mountain Standard Time))>I'd be happy to take a look into this for you.