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Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

Faristil has to give it a shot too --

('Luc') has joined the session

JackR: Hi Luck

Luc: hi there.. how may i help you..

JackR: My internet is having problems

Luc: ok.. what type of problem are you experiencing?

JackR: naked women are popping up all the time, i have kids here, this isnt appropriate.

Luc: ok. sounds like you may some spyware on your pc..

Luc: do you have whats called a spyware Scaner?

JackR: spyware??? like russians?

Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 3 Location: Philadelphia

Nahi tells you, 'Remind Devon to breathe! I don't want a second tombstone!'

You tell Nahi, 'I need to tell myself that. I'm like HAHAHAHAHAH COUGH HACK DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAA FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT HAHAHAHAHA COUGH COUGH'

Nahi tells you, 'I know! I was in the middle of eating too and I nearly choked on my food THEN stabbed my tongue with my fork..'

You tell Nahi, 'My face hurts from the laughter.'

Nahi tells you, '-flicks out a fan and gives you some cool air-'

You tell Nahi, 'I think I have the vapors, I do declare. -drinks a mint julep on the verandah-'

Joined: 02 Dec 2007 Posts: 6

Althea osays , 'I should get Devon a stress ball or one of those squeezy things where the eyes and ears and nose pop out.'

Adrien osays , 'A newborn child?'

Joined: 02 Dec 2007 Posts: 6

Dizon osays , 'she has disappeared, though her cloths are still there, if you're a pervert and wanna jerk off into her thong now is the time'

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Elijah (OOC)s, 'Let's go kill some retards.'

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Ella (OOC)s, 'hahah Elijah, you're screwed now! The retards are going to come banging down your door any minute. Be sure you have Pokemon handy to placate
them with'

You (OOC), 'Paint your house Yellow.'

You (OOC), 'It's the one color that retards can't see.'

Ruark (OOC)s, '..rofl'

Elijah (OOC)s, 'Is that true? O.o'

Ella (OOC)s, '.....lmao'

You (OOC), 'Yes. It's true.'

You (OOC), 'Scientific studies have come back showing that a lot of people with damaged or otherwise inneficient brains cannot process the color
Yellow.'

You (OOC), 'And simply, see nothing.'

You (OOC), '...God, I'm so full of shit.'

Elijah (OOC)s, '..weird.'

Elijah (OOC)s, 'oh you're a fuckhead.'

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Winston (OOC)s, 'I flip shit and will kick bricks and even fuck your dip! Do it just to show that I'm the man, I dominate harder than the Tokugawa Samurai
Clan! Slice through you like a katana, I'll run a campaign bigger than Obama, you can't even see me bitch I'm gone like Osama! Blowing up bigger than
dynamite, my rhymes are more tastier than vegimite! Creamier than nutella, I'm RPing over here with Ella, ella, ella, ay ay ay ay. She even has that song
on her playlist, the shit I spit? Straight ridicolous.'

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Seconds later.

Winston (OOC)s, 'blasting through the fog, I'm harder to solve than Ryven or Myst. Just keep on going even if I skip a beat or just miss. What's been done
is done by this is this, rhyme time phase three, third verse this just might be. With Endymion saying my rhymes are golden, like Neo in the Matrix I guess
I'm the Chosen...one, son and ain't it just pretty. I guess we form the late night LA gritty city committee. I take pity on all the fools that think it
ain't tight, I'm merking more beats than an Assamite. Haha, yep just rhymed Vampire clans, you know why? Cuz I guess I'm just the man.'

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You (OOC), 'Shittin' trains and Assamites, that's Winston's game, but when Endy steps up the name ain't the same. You like assassin's? I like
grassin'. Rhymes like a stoner is what you'll get for askin'. WINSTON CAN YOU HEAR ME DAWG? ONE TWO THREE. WINSTON WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SHIT TO A CAMMIE-OWNED CITY. Fuck the Lasombra, and the Tzimisce. Think I can't rhyme that? Then you probably shouldn't fuck with me.'

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Winston (OOC)s, 'See it would be tighter if you had done this: Step one, took a swing but didn't miss. Step two: Analyze and revise, but I like it you
didn't diss. Step three: Mic check, can you hear ME? I agree, take it to a Cammie-owned city, probably not Spain, Milan or Sicily. Intrinsically, I create
poetry that's straight viral like a disease, which is even better to rhyme with Tzimisce. Unless you say it a different way like "Za-meh-say," but
whatever, that's okay. You might be wrong, I'm right comprende?'

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You (OOC), 'Right like a wing, but we ain't talkin' politics. I'm feelin' what your spittin' cause you ain't spittin shit. You're runnin' while I'm
joggin, and I'm gettin' low on breath, but dawg I'm still a mic'in, cause givin' up s'like death. Is this a test? You want the best? Winston's what you'll
get. But fuckin' with that Ventrue won't get me off your chest. Smashin' up a board room, dumpin' all your stocks. Fucking with us is like pickin'
master locks. What's that nigga? You didn't get that line? Try pickin' locks when we're controllin' all tha kine. You got a sword that's bigger than
fuckin' Shaq, but us bitches got cell phones, and our speed dials got SHAFT. '

You (OOC), 'Yeah yeah. I'm not as good as you. But I can try. '

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"Oh, why dont we all fucking shove a heroin syringe into our arms? Who the fuck gives up like that, the fuckin sound of a quitar, you ask me" He shakes his head, "This country is worth fighting for, this society is worth changing to the better, aslong as we dont just fucking give up, finding our gooey center, hippie bullshit man" He looks past Elijah and at the woman, "Jesus fucking christ woman would you fucking stop talking about your goddamn pimp for a second already? Im trying to talk to my man here about some real fucking thing and you just keep babbling about your goddamn pimp and how he keeps you safe, get a fucking switchblade and go freelance already with this bullshit. "

Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 21

Markus (OOC)s, 'I've backed it up into a guy'

Markus (OOC)s, 'and a guy has backed it up into me'

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"..Uh..", Adrien Cross suggests, with a brilliant amount of verbal skill. The Occultist looks down at the little girl for a minute, confused as to what
to do with her, before offering the glass mug, "..I heard you almost got raped. That must be terrible. Want a drink? Use both hands, and don't fucking
backwash, muppet..".

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Adam says, 'Don't taze me, Bro!'

Markus says, 'Your position doesn't make any sense...'