Funny Quotes

Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 324 Location: Rhode Island, USA

Me: I /just/ smoked.
Elijah: lol
Elijah: I mean, during my run.
Elijah: My lungs were on fire.
Me: Yes, I understand that.
Elijah: I think that's partly because of pollution here, though.
Me: Don't smoke right before you go >.<
Elijah: I DIDN'T
Elijah: Jesus.
Elijah: That's be retarded.

Joined: 13 Jan 2008 Posts: 10

Phelan osays , 'Feel up for anything?'

You osay , '..Are you hitting on me..?'

Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 14

Elijah (OOC)s, 'This much beef in my mouth has never tasted so delicious.'

Joined: 18 Mar 2008 Posts: 2

Skyborn osays , 'He's drunk so I'm getting fucking bothered.'

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Skyborn osays , '............'

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Skyborn osays , 'WRONG CHANNEL!'

Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 36

You osay , 'cause i dont know about you, but i get fucking randy when I'm drunk'

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osay even if I can
You osay , 'even if I can'

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osay can't get it up i am all gropey
You osay , 'can't get it up i am all gropey'

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Gareth osays , 'I do too. What's worse is when I get drunk and watch 300.'

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Gareth osays , 'I fucked my GF. Then kept calling my GF's friend 'The Oracle'.'

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Gareth osays , 'And trying to fuck her.'

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Gareth osays , 'I was in so much trouble the next morning.'

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Gareth osays , 'And I woke up with a toy sword.'

Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 36

Five seconds after last comment:

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Gareth osays , 'Even not drunk though. 300 is makes me /really/ horny.'

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Gareth osays , 'It's not the men. (AS MY GF CLAIMS)'

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Gareth osays , 'It's the combat.'

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

Carl points to himself. "Maybe you are assuming shit, but i didn't kill him, he fell down some stairs as he was dancing his crazy dance, and got knifed.." he shakes his head as he looks digusted. "Special? Yeah, there was. I found out there's a fucken vampire, found out I can't have sex no more, found out I can't see the fucken sun, found out that cunts like you are everywhere, and I found out I can't jerk myself while fingering my bum.. Now I have to drink blood and finger myself to get off." He chuckles for a moment. "That's how fucken special it was."

"Carl. I've been a vampire for longer than eight centuries now. I know how to play the game. Many people have fallen down stairs while in my presence. Vampires do not die from falling down. Landing on a knife doesn't even really kill them. So don't lie. I'm not stupid, and I don't expect you to treat me like I am..", the Englishman states, just shaking his head, "..No sex is a good thing, though. You've been given something better. The sun is an atrocious beast. It burns even mortals. It just does it moreso to us. You're missing nothing there..". He's quiet, if just for a second, before a grin picks at his full lips, "..And your finger doesn't go in there. Didn't your mother teach you anything?".

Joined: 08 Mar 2008 Posts: 16

Maxwell osays , 'Haha. You used 'orb' for eye. Let's fuck, I'm in love.'

Joined: 28 Nov 2007 Posts: 23

Maxwell tells you, 'Down /one/ of their throats, that is. Not both :p'

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Maxwell tells you, 'er.'

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Maxwell and Mischans. Don't mix.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:23 am

Skyborn says, 'Oh, no. I would have remembered that.'

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Beatrice osays , 'actually no when I try, mine is quite exceptional. I just typo alot.'

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Skyborn says, 'I run on a level 6th grade spelling level.'

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Beatrice osays , 'when I am distracted'

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Skyborn says, 'However, Spellcheck is my hero.'

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Beatrice osays , 'hehe'

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Skyborn says, 'I am not at all as drunk as I could be for this scene.'

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Skyborn says, 'So to cure that little oversight... I will return.. in a second.'

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Endymion says, 'I'm glad that Sky finally realized that she'd been living under her potential for drinking.'

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Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 324 Location: Rhode Island, USA

Maxwell osays , '-mizzles-'

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osay ....
You osay , '....'

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Maxwell osays , '..-mnuzzles-'

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osay oh noez
You osay , 'oh noez'

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Maxwell osays , '..FUCKING WEED'

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Maxwell osays , '-MUIZZLES-'

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Maxwell osays , '.,.....................'

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Maxwell osays , '!!!'

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Maxwell has gone AFK.

Joined: 08 Mar 2008 Posts: 16

Gus (OOC)s, 'I blame my lack of intelligene on my genetic make-up.'

Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 331

Elijah: O[_]O
Elijah: Check what?
Me: THE THING FROM PEEWEES PLAYHOUSE.
Elijah: .....
Elijah: what
Me: ...
Me: ONE SECOND.
Me: http://www.drunkendata.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/conky.jpg
Elijah: dsjkanfuindfsiausnfasfahfunaf
Elijah: OMG.
Elijah: We're geniuses.
Elijah: I KNOW.
Elijah: O[_]O
Elijah: rofl.
Elijah: alkfmaios
Elijah CONKY.

Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 324 Location: Rhode Island, USA

Maxwell lowers himself onto the woman, just a bit and to the side, so that he can rest next to her with his head propped up on his elbow, and still look down upon her. The smile doesn't falter, even as he speaks on the subject, "I'm ready for this. I was born for this. And I've watched way too many action movies..". He places a finger to her lips, as if to keep the honey-haired woman from backtalking about his movie-watching prowess, and goes on, "..Don't knock it, either. That crowbar shit tonight? All video games. That mine thing? All action movies. It works. I didn't spend my life in a Dojo, but I spent my life around heroes. I don't know if that'll make much sense. But.. I mean. It does to me. Because it works. My heroes are just as good as those of the old Garou. So yeah. I'm ready for this. Totally. Indiana Jones? Gordon Freeman? Maxwell Hearkenstone is a name that's going to be right up there. I promise that..". He settles down again for a minute, after his bold little speech, and pulls his finger back a bit from the lips of the woman, adding in, "..I didn't use to have balls like these until I met you, you know..".

Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 21

Endymion osays , 'I am going to go for a run and a swim, and then I shall be back, my lucky little fuckling.'

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Endymion osays , 'WEARGAERGSARGVERGER'

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Endymion osays , 'DUCKLING'

You osay , 'saijfbnbayusbfasyfvas'

You osay , 'THIS DAY IS SUCCESSFUL.'